Sonofabitch Adam

I used to watch young man who was a genuine bunch. He was dependably stuck in an unfortunate situation and it appeared like each time his father needed to call him it went this way…

Father discovers calamity left by Adam.

Father shouts out, "Two bit bastard! Adam!"

Multi day I need to get Adam's more established sibling at school. A Catholic school.

His instructor, a religious woman, sees cute little Adam with his pudgy cheeks and face like an angel and asks him his name and he answers level out, "SonofabitchAdam."