His face resembles the best seat

So there's this extremely hot child in my experimental writing class. Also, everybody knows I like him.

In any case, multi day, he strolled in resembling a cracking GQ model, and I unintentionally so anyone can hear whispered "Poo, his face resembles the best seat" and the young lady who sits before me pivoted and said "WTH, that is freaky and gross" and she moved her seat.

She gives me peculiar looks each time she sees me now.