We don't have a doorbell (Funny Story)

So two or three years I moved out of state with a beau. Was super amped up for it yet with reason had tension about being so distant from loved ones. One of the ways my nervousness was turning out was with bad dreams and night fear. I'd wake up viciously sitting up in a cool perspiration, panting and so forth. On one specific night I had woken up the sound of our doorbell ringing. Which at 4 early in the day is nerve wracking. So I shook my sweetheart completely wakeful and revealed to him I heard the doorbell and to go check it since I was frightened.

He rapidly hops up. Puts on garments and snatches a bat. Goes the distance to the front entryway and opens it. I, frightened shitless, am looking around the bend watching everything go down. I see him advance outside and I anxiously anticipate the decision of the circumstance when I hear him shout to me. "Angel?" And I react genuine flimsy, "Yes?" He remains in the entryway with a genuine disappointed tired look in his eyes and says, "We don't have a doorbell."