Skull sweetheart

 So I was sitting at an address when I have a craving for being gazed at, and toward the side of my eye I see this extremely nice looking person, who's actually simply gazing at me. I don't consider much it and keep on listening to the educator. After the address the person comes up to me, and lays his hand on head and I'm similar to "eeeehm, what's happening with you" and he gazes me dead in the eyes and says "I've never observed such a perfect skull" and afterward he pivots and takes off.

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